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Jeff Crandall


POET'S BOTTLES $65 (sold individually)

APOLOGIES (White bottle with cork)
MADE WITH SINCEREST REGRETS

COMFORT (Cobalt blue bottle with black stopper)
CONTAINS SIMPLE PLEASURES, SWEET JOYS, LUXURY, WARMTH, EASE AND SOOTHING DREAMS

CONGRATULATIONS (Dark amber bottle with black stopper)
CONTAINS AMAZEMENT, PRIDE, SWEET JOYS, FINE ACCOMPLISHMENTS & CONTINUED SUCCESS!

DESIRE (Aqua bottle with cork)
CONTAINS KISSES, BEAUTY, YEARNING, RAPID GLANCES & A LOVER'S SLOW TOUCH

DREAMS (Cobalt blue bottle with black stopper)
DRINK DEEPLY AND BELIEVE

EVIL (Black amber bottle with black stopper)
CONTAINS MALICE, DARK THOUGHTS, FIENDISH DEEDS, LAUGHTER & NO REGRETS

FAITH (Aqua bottle with cork)
DANGER: DO NOT LOSE

HOPE (Aqua bottle with cork)
WARNING: DO NOT ABANDON

INSPIRATION (Aqua bottle with cork)
CONTAINS PURE GENIUS, FRESH IDEAS & INGENUITY. CAUTION! MAY CAUSE FLASHES OF BRILLIANCE

JOY (White bottle with black stopper)
CONTAINS: HAPPINESS, SMILES, DELIGHT, WARM HUMOR, EASY BREEZES & A DASH OF LAUGHTER

LOVE (Aqua bottle with cork)
WARNING: CAUSES DIZZINESS

LUCK (Aqua bottle with cork)
CONTAINS PROSPERITY, GOOD FORTUNE CHANCES & A HIGH PROBABILITY OF SUCCESS

MAGIC (Cobalt blue bottle with black stopper)
UNCORK THE POSSIBILITIES

MOAN (White 1.5 liter bottle with black stopper)
A VARIETAL ALTERNATIVE TO WINE. THIS PRODUCT SOLD BY VOLUME, NOT BY WEIGHT. PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN

MYSTERY (Dark green bottle with black stopper)
CONTAINS QUESTIONS, DARK SECRETS, WHISPERS, HIDDEN CLUES, SHADOWS & SILENCE

PASSION (Aqua bottle with cork)
CONTAINS DARING TOUCHES, ACHING DESIRES, RISING HEAT, SOFT SIGHS AND LOW GROWLS

PEACE (Aqua bottle with cork)
A STRONG SPIRIT FOR THE WORLD

ROMANCE (Aqua bottle with cork)
CONTAINS POETRY, FINE WINE, CANDLELIGHT, THE GRACE OF WALTZ & A SINGLE ROSE

SIN (White bottle with black stopper)
CONTAINS INDULGENCE, WICKED PLEASURES, WILD ABANDON, AND 1/10 OF 1% GUILT

SUCCESS (AMBER bottle with black stopper)
TASTE THE VICTORY

TEMPTATION (Dark green bottle with black stopper)
WHY RESIST THE INEVITABLE

THANKS (Aqua bottle with cork)
WITH 100% PURE GRATITUDE

TIME (Aqua bottle with cork)
CONTAINS EXTRA SECONDS, MINUTES, AND HOURS. CAUTION: USE WISELY, EVAPORATES QUICKLY

TRUST (Aqua bottle with cork)
FRAGILE: DO NOT BREAK

TRUTH (Aqua bottle with cork)
CAUTION: DO NOT DILUTE

YOUTH (Aqua bottle with cork)
CONTAINS BOUNDLESS ENERGY, WILD IDEAS, BEAUTY, INNOCENCE & JUST A HINT OF IMMORTALITY

WISDOM (Amber smoke bottle with black stopper)
CONTAINS KNOWLEDGE, UNDERSTANDING, PATIENCE, INTUITION, AND A DASH OF SKEPTICISM