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Jeff Crandall


POET'S BOTTLES $65 each

APOLOGIES (Clear-white bottle)
MADE WITH SINCEREST REGRETS

COMFORT (Cobalt blue bottle)
CONTAINS SIMPLE PLEASURES, SWEET JOYS, LUXURY, WARMTH, EASE AND SOOTHING DREAMS

CONGRATULATIONS (Dark gold bottle)
CONTAINS AMAZEMENT, PRIDE, SWEET JOYS, FINE ACCOMPLISHMENTS & CONTINUED SUCCESS!

DESIRE (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CONTAINS KISSES, BEAUTY, YEARNING, RAPID GLANCES & A LOVER'S SLOW TOUCH

DREAMS (Cobalt blue bottle)
DRINK DEEPLY AND BELIEVE

EVIL (Black tall thin bottle)
CONTAINS MALICE, DARK THOUGHTS, FIENDISH DEEDS, LAUGHTER & NO REGRETS

FAITH (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
DANGER: DO NOT LOSE

HOLIDAY SPIRIT (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CONTAINS JOY, LIGHT, LOVE, FAITH, GENEROSITY, GOOD CHEER & WARM THOUGHTS

HOPE (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
WARNING: DO NOT ABANDON

INSPIRATION (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CONTAINS PURE GENIUS, FRESH IDEAS & INGENUITY. CAUTION! MAY CAUSE FLASHES OF BRILLIANCE

JOY (Clear-white tall thin bottle)
CONTAINS: HAPPINESS, SMILES, DELIGHT, WARM HUMOR, EASY BREEZES & A DASH OF LAUGHTER

LOVE (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
WARNING: CAUSES DIZZINESS

LUCK (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CONTAINS PROSPERITY, GOOD FORTUNE CHANCES & A HIGH PROBABILITY OF SUCCESS

MAGIC (Cobalt blue bottle)
UNCORK THE POSSIBILITIES

MOAN (Clear, 1.5 liter bottle)
A VARIETAL ALTERNATIVE TO WINE. THIS PRODUCT SOLD BY VOLUME, NOT BY WEIGHT. PLEASE KEEP IT DOWN

MYSTERY (Green bottle)
CONTAINS QUESTIONS, DARK SECRETS, WHISPERS, HIDDEN CLUES, SHADOWS & SILENCE

PASSION (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CONTAINS DARING TOUCHES, ACHING DESIRES, RISING HEAT, SOFT SIGHS AND LOW GROWLS

PEACE (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
A STRONG SPIRIT FOR THE WORLD

ROMANCE (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CONTAINS POETRY, FINE WINE, CANDLELIGHT, THE GRACE OF WALTZ & A SINGLE ROSE

SIN (Clear-white tall thin bottle)
CONTAINS INDULGENCE, WICKED PLEASURES, WILD ABANDON, AND 1/10 OF 1% GUILT

THANKS (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
WITH 100% PURE GRATITUDE

TIME (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CONTAINS EXTRA SECONDS, MINUTES, AND HOURS. CAUTION: USE WISELY, EVAPORATES QUICKLY

TRUST (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
FRAGILE: DO NOT BREAK

TRUTH (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CAUTION: DO NOT DILUTE

YOUTH (Clear-aquamarine bottle)
CONTAINS BOUNDLESS ENERGY, WILD IDEAS, BEAUTY, INNOCENCE & JUST A HINT OF IMMORTALITY

WISDOM (Smoky-amber bottle)
CONTAINS KNOWLEDGE, UNDERSTANDING, PATIENCE, INTUITION, AND A DASH OF SKEPTICISM